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Grabbed from athelind and jirris_midvale:

You scored as Buddhism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already.

In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

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Buddhism

63%

Islam

54%

agnosticism

54%

Christianity

42%

Hinduism

42%

paganism

42%

atheism

33%

Satanism

33%

Judaism

29%

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Insert obligatory fat joke here.

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Pregnancy: (noun) Nine months of living with an internal parasite, followed by twenty years of living with an external parasite.

Gee, no, I don't particularly care for the idea of getting sprogged up, even if some folks out there think I have to in order to justify getting hitched.

Though I will say this for having kids: It gives you an excuse to buy all kinds of cool toys.

Myself, I'll opt for the Best of Both Worlds: eccentric aunt who can spoil and warp my neices and nephews...then give them BACK at the end of the day.

What? I'm not Loki?

Grabbed from the Boojum Snark, athelind:

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You're kind of the Ralph Kramden of Tricksters. You're quite the practical joker, and your sense of humor can be a bitslapstick. You'll fart in the elevator and blame it on the guy next to you, and you love nothing more than to see some arrogant yuppie snot get his - especially when it's you handing out the lesson. You're not mean-spirited by any means, but like Ananse Spider your practical jokes can get you into trouble if you're not careful.
Which Trickster Are You?
Take the Trickster Test at www.isleofdreams.net.

Vixens in Movies

Stolen from athelind

Which movie? by travel_crazy
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Now, I'm not sure whether I'm supposed to be Sam, or Gollum. On the one hand, I share Mr. Gamgee's adoration of po-ta-toes. On the other, time on the MUCK can be very Precious to us, my love...

(Damn, now I want some spuds.)

Understanding Phalla's ESC-argot

"ESC-argot" -- Particular lingo used to deliver a parting shot before abandoning a scene as boring or pointless.

"Greeps no kaputi" -- The one and only phrase ever uttered by the recurring Martian character in the Overseas Weekly comic "Sally Forth"; this phrase was never translated, and other characters seemed to understand it, though the context was rarely the same from one issue to the next. Said in response to the accusation of language Nazism.